The post-Christmas shopping season is near, and that means sales, chaos, thrift, and more chaos. I’d like to revamp my wardrobe and keep spending, buying clothes that are 60 percent off, but I can’t because I have a lifelong curse — I’m afraid of fitting rooms. Better to go to the dentist and have the molars dug out.
Since I won’t try to dress up, my record is pretty close to perfect. Nothing fits. I blame the apparel industry for this predicament for reasons I will explain.